Please help!

After two long years of being on a waiting list for an exotic rare breed
cat, we were finally notified by the breeder that at long last, our number
has come up, and... WE'RE HAVING A KITTEN!

We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we just KNOW how
time consuming our new little kitten is going to be! Since our kitten will
be
arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes this weekend!!!

They are described as: One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years
old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament
tested. Current on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy
condition!

Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well
with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little time and
training, he will do well in a new home.

One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be
surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary. Temperament
tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current
on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy (mostly)

Gets along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys. She is
house trained, and would do best in a one child household.

We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for them. I hope
you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a real
emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest.